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Sure, we think Carmen Electra is magic, but then again, we're still waiting for her to pull a rabbit out of her cleavage.

Reese and Jake dating is hot. Britney's b-ball style? Er, not so much.

Pussycat Dolls do NOT starve themselves. They simply feed on the souls of the weaker contestants.

ANTM reunion! What? No matching t-shirts and requisite family barbecue?

Watching animated snack food while eating real snack food at the movies may be really meta, but
sadly, it will give you indigestion.

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