‘Does This Baby Make Me Look Fat?’: Revisit Amy Schumer’s Funniest Quotes About Pregnancy

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'Does This Baby Make Me Look Fat?': Revisit Amy Schumer's Funniest Quotes About Pregnancy

Amy Schumer announced in October 2018 that she and her husband, Chris Fischer, were expecting their first child, and the comedian cracked jokes all pregnancy long. [ami-related id="1415061" url="https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/pictures/celebrity-babies-of-2019-see-which-stars-gave-birth/" title="Celebrity Babies of 2019" target="" showsubt="false" thumb="false" imgsrc="https://www.usmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Royal-Baby-Archie-Birth-Certificate-Where-Duchess-Meghan-Gave-Birth.jpg"] She may have suffered from hyperemesis gravidarum, a condition causing severe nausea, vomiting and dehydration, but that didn't stop Schumer from making light of her situation. Whether she was poking fun at her baby bump or her nonstop barfing, the actress consistently made fans laugh ahead of her son Gene's May 2019 arrival. Take a look at the Girl With the Lower Back Tattoo author's funniest quotes about carrying a baby! [podcast_block]

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'Does This Baby Make Me Look Fat?': Revisit Amy Schumer's Funniest Quotes About Pregnancy

Amy Schumer announced in October 2018 that she and her husband, Chris Fischer, were expecting their first child, and the comedian cracked jokes all pregnancy long. [ami-related id="1415061" url="https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/pictures/celebrity-babies-of-2019-see-which-stars-gave-birth/" title="Celebrity Babies of 2019" target="" showsubt="false" thumb="false" imgsrc="https://www.usmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Royal-Baby-Archie-Birth-Certificate-Where-Duchess-Meghan-Gave-Birth.jpg"] She may have suffered from hyperemesis gravidarum, a condition causing severe nausea, vomiting and dehydration, but that didn't stop Schumer from making light of her situation. Whether she was poking fun at her baby bump or her nonstop barfing, the actress consistently made fans laugh ahead of her son Gene's May 2019 arrival. Take a look at the Girl With the Lower Back Tattoo author's funniest quotes about carrying a baby! [podcast_block]

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News Flash

“I’m having a really hard time and I have a new respect for everyone who’s gone through this,” Schumer said in a July 2020 installment of her Expecting Amy docuseries. “I didn’t know you got so sick for so much of the pregnancy. Is that stupid that I didn’t know that? I didn’t know that.”

She added, “I resent the culture and how much women have to suck it the f–k up and act like everything’s fine. I really resent that.”

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A Simpler Time

Schumer shared a photo of her pre-pregnancy body on Instagram in January 2019. In the red carpet pic, the comedian was wearing a tight navy dress. “Tbt a year ago when I didn’t have to hold both sides of the wall to brace for pooping,” she captioned the shot.

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Beach Bod

Schumer was feeling herself at the beach in January 2019. While on vacation with her chef husband, the comedian ran on the sand in slow motion. She captioned the funny video, “I puke anything I eat up until 4pm. But then I’m like… #baywatch #eyecandy.”

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Cute Comparison

The pregnant jokester posed for a pic at the American Museum of Natural History, waving beneath the blue whale model hanging from the ceiling. “Couple [whale emoji]s,” she captioned the January 2019 Instagram post. “#3rdtri. #cantseemyvaj.”

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Fyre Festival

Leave it to the Trainwreck actress to poke fun at the failed Fyre Festival by pretending it was her “LIT” baby shower. “Thanks girls!” she captioned the January 2019 Instagram pic, which featured white tents and boxes spread out in the dirt.

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Perfectly Pregnant

“Am I glowing?” Schumer asked her Instagram followers in a December 2018 pic. The mom-to-be was hooked up to an IV after being diagnosed with hyperemesis gravidarum the month before.

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Keeping it Real

Schumer posed for a pic with her sister, Kim Caramele, who was pointing at her budding belly in December 2018. The pregnant comedian was showing it off in a tight maxi dress. “Does this baby make me look fat?” she asked her followers.

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Missing in Action

Schumer had to miss an awards show in November 2018, but she had a great excuse — her hyperemesis gravidarum diagnosis. “Thank you for nominating me for a couple @peopleschoice awards,” she captioned a beach pic. “I wish I could have been there, but all I do is standup and puke right now.”

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Staying Positive

Schumer found something to be thankful for at the end of 2018. “I have felt like I have food poisoning for 5 months, but yesterday my body gave me the gift of pooping,” she captioned a December selfie. “The kind you want to take a picture of and send to your sister. So you do and she asks you to please not do that, and for all that, I am grateful. Happy Sunday, guys. I hope you take a really good poop today!”

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No Baby Yet

“Amy Schumer and Chris Fischer set pulses racing while the heavily pregnant Schumer flaunts her growing bump,” Schumer wrote on Instagram in April 2019 to bash birth rumors. “Amy is still pregnant and puking because money rarely goes to medical studies for women such as hyperemesis or endometriosis and instead goes to things like d--ks not getting hard enough or old guys who want harder d--ks.”