It’s systematic, hydromatic, ultramatic … why it could be a John Travolta Name Generator! That’s right, the solution to the question, “How would John Travolta pronounce my name?” has been provided courtesy of Slate.
This viral sensation was hatched after Travolta, 60, butchered Broadway legend Idina Menzel‘s name at the 2014 Oscars on Sunday, March 2, calling her “Adele Dazeem.”
The site created the generator to show readers what their names “Travoltafied” might be. More often than not, it tends to turn female names into male names and occasionally add in some strange letters.
And though Facebook and Twitter are ablaze with fans posting their results, few A-Listers have tried out the fun trick — or shared it via social media, at least. So Us Weekly decided to try out the generator with a few of Hollywood’s elite.
First and foremost, Travolta himself would be “Jan Thozomas.”
Oscar winner Jennifer Lawrence ends up being “Jessica Leeee” and the 2014 victor Lupita Nyong’o would be “Louisa Nicheems.” August: Osage County stars Julia Roberts and Meryl Streep would be “Joshua Reegers” and “Michael Speerce” respectively.
A-List power couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would be “Boyd Pay-ne” and “Alana Jerkson,” and their pal George Clooney would end up being “Grace Cozzins.”
He may not have won the Oscar at Sunday’s show, but Leonardo DiCaprio should be thanking his lucky stars, because if Travolta had been the one to call his name, he would have said “Louisa Dizuncan.”
Powerhouse women Mariah Carey, Victoria Beckham, and Beyonce Knowles would end up switching to “Micah Crafter,” “Vincent Brazent,” and “Brodie Keezy.” And she might have one of the most memorable names in reality television, but if Kim Kardashian went by her Travoltafied name, “Keir Keeneedia,” she might not be as well-known.
