Whoa, Khlo! A no-holds-barred Khloé Kardashian played a round of “f–k, marry, or friend-zone” recently with her team, and posted the results via her website on Wednesday, December 16. The subjects of her racy post — under the cheeky headline, “Just the Tip: A New Twist on a Classic Game” — included the most recent U.S. presidents and some Disney princes.
“You guys know the game F–k, Marry, Kill, right???” the reality star, 31, shared with her fans. “I recently played a version of this with my team and they came up with an awesome new twist: F–k, Marry, Friend-Zone! (According to some guys, friend-zoning is worse than death, anyway!) Watch this space because more F–k, Marry, Friend-Zone posts are coming your way! Here’s who I picked. Do you agree?”
The first round of Kardashian’s game included comedians Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey, and Chelsea Handler. “I’d friend-zone Chelsea because we’re good friends in real life and I love her!!!” the reality star shared. “I’d marry Tina Fey because she seems like she’d be a good wifey. And I’d definitely f–k Sarah Silverman. She’s smoking hot, haha!”
Kardashian then went the fictitious route with Disney princes, including Beast from Beauty and the Beast, Prince Charming from Cinderella, and Aladdin from the beloved 1992 animated classic of the same name. “Of course I’d marry Prince Charming. No brainer!” she wrote. “I’d f–k the Beast—I did want to f–k the Beast back in the day, LOL. I’d friend-zone Aladdin because he doesn’t do it for me, but I’d let him take me on a magic carpet ride, haha!”
Channeling Olivia Pope for the final round, Kardashian ventured into the political realm for a drive-by of which recent U.S. president she would choose as her hookup. The options included Bill Clinton, President Barack Obama, and George W. Bush. “Firstly, I just need to friend-zone George, LOL!” she wrote. “I’d marry Obama, for sure. And I guess that means I do it with Bill!!!”
Kris Jenner‘s daughter has been rather open about her sex life on her app, which launched in September. In a video diary several weeks ago, Kardashian shared her experience having a one-night stand with a possible celebrity.
“I was in Australia with Kim, we were doing the MTV awards out here in 2007,” Kardashian dished. “And I met a guy who was performing at the MTV awards. Hooked up with him here, and like, left. He had to leave town and we both didn’t live here.”
