Let them eat cake!
Kim Kardashian's wedding cake was taller than the 5'2" starlet herself! The six foot tall black and white cake was an elegant — and delicious! — part of her and Kris Humphries' big day.
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"They passed out cake [to guests] but it wasn't from the six foot tall cake," a source told Us Weekly.
So did Humphries, 26, mess up his bride's impeccable makeup by smashing a piece of cake in her face? No way!
"I think Kim and Kris must have had a talk about the cake cutting and smudging the cake in her face," said a source. "Because Kris didn't do it! I know that he is such a jokester and he would've loved to do that."
A source told Us the reality starlet, 30, wanted the cake to resemble Prince William and Duchess Kate's. Kardashian and her NBA hunk chose their cake — which costs $15,000 to $20,000! — on a July 29 visit to Hansen Cakes in L.A.