John Mayer is well aware of his transgressions. Over the past decade, the singer-songwriter has made headlines for much more than just his Grammy-winning music. In a 2017 interview with The New York Times, he described his former self as “a Mack truck without breaks” who was “far out of touch” with the world.
From his ex Jessica Simpson to masturbation, Us Weekly revisits some of the newly subdued Mayer’s most outrageous (and NSFW) quotes through the years.
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John Mayer is well aware of his transgressions. Over the past decade, the singer-songwriter has made headlines for much more than just his Grammy-winning music. In a 2017 interview with The New York Times, he described his former self as “a Mack truck without breaks” who was “far out of touch” with the world. From his ex Jessica Simpson to masturbation, Us Weekly revisits some of the newly subdued Mayer’s most outrageous (and NSFW) quotes through the years.
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John Mayer is well aware of his transgressions. Over the past decade, the singer-songwriter has made headlines for much more than just his Grammy-winning music. In a 2017 interview with The New York Times, he described his former self as “a Mack truck without breaks” who was “far out of touch” with the world. From his ex Jessica Simpson to masturbation, Us Weekly revisits some of the newly subdued Mayer’s most outrageous (and NSFW) quotes through the years.
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“Do you think it’s going to take meeting someone who I admire more than I admire myself? But isn’t it also about a beautiful vagina? Aren’t we talking about a matrix of a couple of different things here? Like, you need to have them be able to go toe-to-toe with you intellectually. But don’t they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? Doesn’t that have to be there, too? The Joshua Tree of vaginas?” — Rolling Stone, 2010
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“That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually, it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. … Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f--kin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f--k you, I would start selling all my s--t just to keep f--king you.‘” — Playboy, 2010
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“During sex, I’m just going to run a filmstrip. I’m still masturbating. That’s what you do when you’re 30, 31, 32. This is my problem now: Rather than meet somebody new, I would rather go home and replay the amazing experiences I’ve already had.” — Playboy, 2010
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“It’s a new synaptic pathway. You wake up in the morning, open a thumbnail page, and it leads to a Pandora’s box of visuals. There have probably been days when I saw 300 vaginas before I got out of bed.” — Playboy, 2010
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“I don’t think I open myself to it. My d--k is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f--kin’ David Duke c--k. I’m going to start dating separately from my d--k.” — Playboy, 2010
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“I’m old enough to look back on my life and go: ‘That’s probably the photonegative shot in Behind the Music. Coming up after the break — boom — the downfall.” — The New York Times, 2017
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“I probably did in my early 20s. I probably used my music to hook up a couple of times. It doesn’t make it any less from the heart. ... Look, if it’s after a show and a girl is like, ‘Sing ‘Your Body Is a Wonderland,’’ you know what? Do you want to be the kind of guy who goes, ‘No!’ or do you want to be the kind of guy who goes [sings], ‘We got the afternoon’? You want to play along.” — Instagram Stories, 2018
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“Are you surprised that I have slept with less than 800 people? ... What does it say about my expectations that if you find out I’ve slept with less than 500, you’re kind of impressed with me? You’re like, ‘He’s a good guy.’ Anybody else ...” — Instagram Stories, 2018
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