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Craig Ferguson: 25 Things You Don’t Know About Me (I’ve Written 800 Nail Salon Yelp Reviews!)

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Scottish comedian Craig Ferguson, whose series Join or Die premieres on the History Channel on February 18 at 11 p.m., shares 25 interesting facts about himself with Us Weekly.

1. I once swam with sharks.

2. My favorite candle is Mystic Sunrise — the name I used to dance under.

3. A perfect night is staying in and cuddling with my one true love: Larry King.

4. My alarm clock is Regis Philbin saying, “Hello!”

5. I’ve been a vegan for almost three years.

6. My favorite founding father is John Adams.

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7. The key to my heart is telling me I don’t sound like Shrek.

8. My robot skeleton sidekick from The Late Late Show sits in my office.

9. I have perfect vision, so I can tell you that your butt looks great in those jeans.

10. A cat found me, and I take care of it now.

11. When I tour, my preferred mode of transportation is a giant snail.

12. I used to play in a punk-rock band in Glasgow.

13. My inner monologue sounds like Michael Caine.

14. I believe in ghosts.

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15. I don’t believe in the Loch Ness Monster.

16. I’ve written 800 nail salon Yelp reviews.

17. My least favorite decade is the ‘80s.

18. I have a house in L.A. and a lair in the crotch of the Statue of Liberty.

19. I think I’m a “Rachel,” but I know I’m a “Monica.”

20. I once switched roles with Drew Carey and hosted The Price Is Right.

21. I’ve hidden my belongings in a place you’d never find them: Sean Connery’s chest hair.

22. I like to wonder what happened to Justin Bieber’s monkey.

23. I hosted The Late Late Show for 10 seasons, and I wore underwear for none of them.

24. I have a pilot’s license.

25. If I could invent anything, it’d be a perfume that makes you smell like biscuits.

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