Brielle Biermann finally brought home the bacon … and no, she didn’t get a job! In Don’t Be Tardy’s Wednesday, September 28, episode, Kim Zolciak‘s already huge brood expanded by two more members, including a pig!
Kim Has Her Eyes on a Baby … Not a Dog
The episode kicked off with family chef Tracey Bloom talking about how much she loves rescuing dogs. “I love to just pick up stray animals, stray girls. I love to pick them up, bring them back to my house,” quipped the hilarious cook. Brielle then suggested to Kim that they turn the “movie theater into a rescue room.” In a confessional with hubby Kroy Biermann, Kim told the camera, “We’ll have a baby before we get another dog.”
Kim Wants Another Tyke to Test Out Her Oil
Kroy and Kim discussed their newest skincare line, something they originally concocted themselves in the kitchen during one of Kim’s pregnancies. Kim asked, “Do you wanna have another baby … to test our oil?” Kroy responded, “People would really think we’re nuts.” Kim then said, “They already do!” You gotta love her persistence. Also, can we talk about the fact that Kim has a “virtual assistant” who talks to her via phone? Very futuristic.
Kroy Isn’t Feeling the Puppy Love
The Biermanns made their way to the Atlanta Humane Society to volunteer by “cuddling” with rescue puppies. Kim walked in saying, “Seriously, you guys, we are not getting a dog today,” only to immediately change her tune as soon as she picked up a little black pup. “Kroy, we must get this one.” Kroy shut it down … for the time being. Tracey, who brought them to the shelter, commented, “Puppy petting is technically volunteering, but I was really kinda hoping that Kim would be shoveling s‑‑t.”
Kim Gets Rid of Two Dogs Before Adding One More
As much as Kroy insisted on not getting a puppy, he was eventually overruled by Brielle, who decided to adopt her and name her Norma Jean. Kim commented on the irony of sending their two smallest dogs, Jet and Turbo, to live with friends, while adding this tiny lady to the brood: “So we’ve let Jet and Turbo go to really good homes, and we’ve saved Norma …” Talk about two steps forward and one step back!
Kim Would Rather “Shovel S‑‑t” Than Sell Her Eggs
An episode of Don’t Be Tardy would not be complete without a trip to a fertility doctor! When Kim and Kroy saw Dr. Shapiro, he advised them, “I would not freeze eggs. The more efficient procedure for a married couple who already has children is to make the embryos now.” He then suggested if they didn’t want the frozen embryos, they could donate or give them away. In the car, Kim shouted, “I would shovel s‑‑t to make money before I sell my egg!” We’re with Tracey on the wanting to watch Kim “shovel s‑‑t” bandwagon!
Brielle Turns Her Home Into a Pigsty
After surprising the family with a new puppy, Brielle decided it would be fitting to also bring home the baby pig, Chester, that she got for her birthday. The 19-year-old said, “Bringing home a dog and a pig is such a great idea.… She loves twins!” Kim was not amused, and shrieked at the sight of the farm animal. Kim painted a great picture when she said, “It looks like he’s wearing heels — is that normal? … Its a‑‑hole is so red.” Kroy said, “You need to find a home for it.” Kim added, “Not in the Biermann house!”
Tell Us: Do you ever think Kroy will relent to Kim’s new baby wishes?
Don’t Be Tardy airs on Bravo Wednesdays at 10 p.m. ET.