In these uncertain, tumultuous times, only one thing is certain: Kim Zolciak and her extra-large brood will always be there to entertain us! Don’t Be Tardy‘s Wednesday, November 9, episode brought us a glimpse into the ups and downs of the Hollywood experience, along with a mouthwatering look at some tasty treats. Thank you, Kim, for giving us a much-needed distraction after two days of lip-biting anxiety!
Brielle: the Next Bill Gates?
The episode kicked off with Brielle Biermann’s big meeting with Access Hollywood about a potential job. When interviewing with a producer, the 19-year-old recent high school graduate referred to her lack of a college degree by saying, “I feel like I’d learn much better behind the scenes.” Brielle later compared herself to Bill Gates, saying, “I barely graduated high school, and I’m about to have a billion-dollar empire too.” We couldn’t agree more: Brielle Biermann is exactly like Bill Gates.
Brielle Is Willing to Clean Toilets, Unwilling to Wake Up Early
Brielle, who currently works as her mom’s assistant, was clearly itching to make the big move out West. Brielle confessed, “I just want to get to L.A. I would clean toilets. I would clean dishes.” She may be willing to get down and dirty, but she’s not exactly willing to get up early in the morning. She explained, “Maybe they have some different hours where I could start at two and leave at, like, nine.” Brielle, if you get hired somewhere with those hours, can you put in a good word for Us? We’d love to sleep in too!
KJ Wants What He Wants During His Audition
After weeks of anticipation and rehearsing, it was finally time for KJ Biermann’s big audition with a major Hollywood casting director. When in front of the camera, the 5-year-old seemed to have inherited quite a bit of self-confidence. When given direction, KJ scoffed, “Seriously?” Then the superstar-in-training demanded they kick out his family, saying, “Kick ’em out. Just lock the door, and put them out there.” We were doubled over with laughter. Even though he rushed through his lines and didn’t seem all that interested in the actual craft of acting, it’s clear that KJ is destined for the lifestyle of a star. Wonder where he inherited that trait!
Kim and Kroy Aren’t Loving Tracey’s Highbrow Tasting Menu
After a quick stint hosting Hamburger Mary’s Drag Queen Bingo, Kim, Brielle, KJ and Kroy were on their way back to Atlanta. Once they got to the house, family chef Tracey Bloom had prepared an elaborate smorgasbord at the behest of Kim and Kroy, who were growing weary of her usual menu. But after trying tuna tartare and prosciutto, Kim and Kroy did not seem to be feeling the highbrow dishes. Out of an entire tasting menu of delicious dishes, Kim and Kroy both loved the same dish: fettuccine alfredo. Bloom lamented, “That’s the same s–t I give you every day. … I just plated it different.” She then admitted, “Every four months, I don’t change the menu; I change the plates.”
Brielle Says She’ll Move to L.A. “Tomorrow”
While on the phone with a producer from Access Hollywood, Brielle revealed that she would move to L.A. “tomorrow” if it meant she could work for the entertainment news organization. Kroy then asked, “Did they offer you a job or no?” Brielle replied, “Not unless I committed to moving.” Kim was not happy with the idea of her eldest child leaving the nest, but Brielle insisted, “One way or another, I’ll end up in L.A.” Brielle, we support you! Fly like an eagle! Into the future!
Tell Us: Do you think Kim is unfairly pushing KJ into an acting career? And is Brielle glamorizing the L.A. lifestyle?
Don’t Be Tardy airs on Bravo Wednesdays at 10 p.m. ET.
