The Suburbicon director pretended that his 4-month-old twins, Ella and Alexander, were going to make their television debut on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Monday, October 23. Instead, Damon, 47, strolled onto the stage pushing a Bugaboo Donkey double stroller.
“I’m his manny, it’s a nanny who’s a man,” Damon explained to Kimmel.
“You’re not a man,” Kimmel shot back, to which Damon replied: “That’s not what your wife said.”
And the zingers kept flying. “So based on your physique I guess you’re breast-feeding the children too?” the 49-year-old host quipped.
Responded the Suburbicon actor: ”No, no, I actually just wanted them to get their nap, so I bought them to a place where they wouldn’t be woken up laughter.”
Though the world will have to wait a little bit longer to meet the Clooney twins, their dad gave a little window into life at home.
“I changed diapers until yesterday. I was good at it,” the Oscar winner, who is married to Amal Clooney revealed. “I flipped them over, I don’t care. It’s like cleaning up your dog’s poop. It’s not that big a deal. Then we introduced the children to solid food on Friday and how that goes in as a carrot and how it comes out the way it comes out is shocking!”