‘Rob & Chyna’ Recap: Rob Kardashian Blocks Everyone After Blac Chyna Calls Him ‘Lazy as F‑‑k’

What presidential debate? Rob & Chyna's Sunday, October 9, episode packed a punch and took Us on an emotional roller coaster we weren’t prepared for. If you’re feeling anxious about all the election drama from this weekend, maybe sit this episode out. Or use it as a distraction. Whatever you do, don’t make Blac Chyna choose between her phone and her french fries.

Rob Wants to Move Back in With Chyna

The episode started off on a sweet note with Rob Kardashian glowing about the state of his relationship with his pregnant fiancée, saying, “Things have been going great with Chyna and I.” The father-to-be continued, “I’m ready to move back in with her.” Little did he know, things would soon take a turn for the worse.

Rob Finds Out He's Diabetes-Free and Says It's the "Best News I’ve Heard All Year"

Before we discuss the huge blowout fight that occurred between Rob and Chyna, we simply must address a very important guest-star appearance from everybody’s favorite Kardashian hanger-on, Jonathan Cheban. He showed up at Kris Jenner’s house to support Rob during his meeting with Dr. Goglia, Rob’s nutritionist. After administering a blood test, the doctor was pleased to announce that Rob’s sugar levels have gone way down. Later on, Rob — who found out he would be a father this year — said to Chyna, "I’m completely free of diabetes.… That’s, like, the best news I’ve heard all year." Oops.

Rob Might Lose His Driver's License Because of Chyna's Arrest

Then, in a brief scene with sister Kourtney Kardashian, Rob revealed that he may lose his driver’s license. He admitted, "If I get one more ticket, then I'll get my license taken away … 'cause I got a bunch of speeding tickets when I went to get Chyna in Texas." Uh-oh, looks like Chyna wasn't the only one who faced trouble with the law after her January 29 "drunk and disorderly" arrest at Austin-Bergstrom International Airport. Kourtney wasn't fazed by this news and continued munching on her enormous salad as Rob drove.

Chyna Blows Up at Rob After She Spills Waffle Fries in His Car

Allow us to set the scene: Rob drove his SUV as Chyna held a bag of Chick-fil-A. Chyna initially managed to juggle both her phone and Rob's fries, but ultimately failed when Rob made a sharp turn, sending the fries flying. Rob then made a joke saying, “You gotta choose one. Food or your phone — either or.” This comment touched a nerve with Chyna, sending her into a blind rage. The fight devolved into Chyna screaming at Rob, and Rob calling her names like "psycho" and accusing her of having "serious anger issues."

Chyna Shames Rob for Having a "Chemical Imbalance"

As the fight escalated, Chyna — in a truly low blow — shamed Rob's mental health, saying, "Everyone knows you’re a psychopath, and you have a chemical imbalance." She continued to dis the father of her unborn child, saying, "And you lazy as f‑‑k." Rob, in an incredibly sad and exceedingly self-deprecating move, said to the camera, "It's pretty clear Chyna doesn’t support me. I don't blame her because I obviously haven’t lost all the weight." He’s so hard on himself!

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna
Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna Tommy Garcia/E! Entertainment/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images

Rob Deletes His Social Media, Chyna Discusses Breaking Up

The episode then continued, for the most part, without Rob. Chyna revealed to Kourtney over the phone, "He deleted all his stuff from social media, and he deleted all of his stuff from Instagram." An exasperated Chyna said to her pal Paige Addison, "I'm just so tired, and I don't know how much longer I can do this." Paige then asked the question that has been on all of our minds: "Are you gonna break up with Rob?" To which Chyna responded, "I dunno, but I know we just cannot live together."

Kim Thinks Rob Likes to Be Stalked by His Family

While Rob was MIA, Chyna decided to attend his grandmother MJ's birthday without her future baby daddy. Chyna discussed his radio silence with Kim Kardashian, and Kim said, "That’s how he's been for the last three years.… I think he likes it when we're all stalking him." Chyna admitted to the camera that she’s not the only one he’s been shutting out, saying, "Rob actually blocked all of his sisters. He blocked his mom." These are dark times, people.

Kris Pleads With Rob to Not Disappear

The episode ended with a tearful confrontation between Rob and his mother, Kris. In a tearful monologue seemingly out of a Meryl Streep movie, Jenner pleaded with her son to not block her calls and texts. His mother (not to mention, she's also his executive producer) told him, “You can’t just disappear and leave town.… I have pain. I do.… The more you pull away, the harder and more painful it is for me.” Rob responded flatly, “Everybody has their own demons, Mom.” So, where was Rob this whole time? The only place more exciting than a San Diego birthday brunch: Las Vegas.

Tell Us: Will Rob and Chyna patch things up? And should they have their own #PresidentialDebate to sort out their issues? Who should moderate: Anderson Cooper? Ryan Seacrest? Either way, we’d like to sign up for that town hall!

Rob & Chyna airs on E! Sundays at 9 p.m. ET.

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