Pour out some bubbly for our fallen Kappa House homies! Ryan Murphy's Scream Queens was a total blood bath during the Sept. 29 episode, as The Red Devil killed off even more PSL-loving sorority sisters. Between gory deaths and a fabulous makeover (praise!), this episode was basically flawless. We're bringing you the biggest moments below, so prepare to scream. Because duh.
RIP Coney the Ice Cream Cone
Light a candle for Coney, a tragic ice cream mascot that The Red Devil brutally sawed in half. Watching this poor little cone flail around with his fixed-on smile was a true tragedy. We'll be eating some fro-yo in his honor. And also, just because fro-yo is good.
There's nothing better than watching a Clueless-style makeover! Hester Ulrich (Lea Michele) was given the full Chanel treatment, and after ditching the neck brace, she completed her transformation into Chanel No. 6 — complete with smokey eyes and muscle atrophy.
Chanel No. 3 Has a Super Iffy Past
Not to be dramatic, but Chanel No. 3's (Billie Lourd) mom had a conjugal affair with Charles Manson and she's their love child. Which means Chanel No. 3 has psychotic murderer in her DNA. Yikes….
Everyone panic: There are two Red Devils. What's more, they double teamed Chad (Glen Powell) and his gang of golf buddies during a street war set to The Backstreet Boys. It was a harrowing scene full of brutal '90s fashion, and one of Chad's BFFs got his arms sawed off.
The Kappa Chainsaw (Almost) Massacre
In case you weren't already obsessed with Wes Gardner (Oliver Hudson), he saved Gigi Caldwell (Nasim Pedrad) from getting sawed to death by The Red Devil. Actually, she karate kicked the horned killer while Wes bled helplessly, but you know. He tried.
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Scream Queens airs Tuesdays at 8 p.m. ET on Fox.
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