Patrick Schwarzenegger Shares Hilariously Honest Ice Cream Reviews in His Instagram Series, ‘Patrick’s Pints’

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Patrick Schwarzenegger Shares Hilariously Honest Ice Cream Reviews in His Instagram Series, 'Patrick's Pints'

Who knew Patrick Schwarzenegger had such a discerning palate? For the past few months, the Scream Queens alum has taken to Instagram to share some of his refreshingly honest and LOL-worthy ice cream reviews in a recurring segment he has dubbed Patrick's Pints. In the video series, Schwarzenegger adopts a Southern accent and provides candid feedback on some of the most popular and unique ice cream flavors around — rating them on a scale from one to 10. He also occasionally refers to himself as Chef Boyar-Patrick. In the inaugural episode of Patrick's Pints, for example, which premiered amid the coronavirus pandemic in April 2020, the California native sampled some tiramisu ice cream from Sweet Rose Creamery. "Look at that coating!" he exclaimed as he opened the pint. "We got white, we got dark, we got brown, we got coffee, we got crust — we've got it all." After taking a "Ring Around the Rosie" bite, the star shared his verdict. "Foot on the line, that is out of bounds," he gushed. As Schwarzenegger explained, he was particularly fond of the frozen treat's "silky smoothness," courtesy of the coffee and a "little bit of crumble" from the pastry itself. [jwplayer nt7wGrJN-l3ahXupL] While Patrick's Pints is certainly silly and lighthearted in nature, the Daniel Isn't Real star does use it as a way to shine a light on local businesses, as well as those that are owned and operated by veterans. Additionally, the food-focused series has gained a devoted following in the months since its debut. At the start of the July 13 episode, Schwarzenegger revealed that he received an apropos gift from a loyal viewer. "I just want to start off by thanking one of my fans who made me a special gold, Patrick's Pints engraved spoon so that I don't get any lick of a silver spoon," he said. "Thank you." Patrick's Pints is also a hit with the Grown Ups 2 star's famous family and friends. His sister Katherine Schwarzenegger frequently leaves sweet comments on the videos, as does her husband, Chris Pratt, who was a fan of the "Ring Around the Rosie" reference in the first episode. Schwarzenegger's mom, Maria Shriver, commented: "These are genius." Scroll down to check out Schwarzenegger's humorous ice cream reviews!

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The Big Chill's Rainbow Cookie Dough Frozen Yogurt

Shortly after getting his wisdom teeth removed, the star dug into a cup of rainbow cookie dough frozen yogurt mixed with peanut butter and vanilla custard from The Big Chill in Los Angeles. "I get to eat a lot office cream, so it's fun," he explained in an Instagram video on August 3. "It's really good. When you get the bites with the cookie dough, it's delicious ... I really don't mind the wisdom teeth." Though technically not ice cream, the tasty frozen treat earned a 7.9 rating from Schwarzenegger.

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Atomic Creamery's Buckeye Ice Cream

Patrick's Pints returned after a brief hiatus on July 13 and the star sampled Buckeye ice cream from Atomic Creamery, which is owned by a veteran. The dessert is made with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups bits, Reese's Pieces and more. "That is delicious," he said after taking a taste. "It's like I'm swimming in the middle of a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. I really, really like that — 7.6."

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Salt & Straw's Pots of Gold Ice Cream

In the May 24 episode, Schwarzenegger opted to give Salt & Straw — a popular Oregon-based ice cream brand — another try weeks after he tasted the brand's Bone Marrow and Smoked Cherries flavor, which he didn't enjoy. This time, the star sampled the company's Pots of Gold ice cream, which is packed with Lucky Charms cereal pieces. "This takes me back to 1997," he shared after taking a spoonful. "That is good — silky smooth." Schwarzenegger loved the ice cream so much he gave it an 8.7.

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Sprinkles' Cookie Dough Ice Cream

The Midnight Sun star was a bit underwhelmed by this flavor from the popular cupcake chain, which he taste-tested on May 12. "I don't like the vanilla bean at all," he said. "Cookie dough needs to be vanilla. Vanilla bean doesn't work ... for cookie dough standards this isn't great." The flavor earned a 6.0.

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Jeni's Splendid Ice Creams' Gooey Butter Cake Ice Cream

"Straight outta the freezer @jenisicecreams slapped me in the face & made me do a fade-away with delicious flavor Gooey Butter Cake," Schwarzenegger declared in the caption for the May 3 episode. "That is delicious," he gushed after tasting the treat and giving his dog a bite. "8.7, read it and weep!"

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Salt & Straw's Bone Marrow and Smoked Cherries Ice Cream

When Schwarzenegger departed from more traditional ice cream flavors for the April 26 episode and gave this interesting variety a try, he wasn't exactly blown away. "That'll ruin your life and your wife," he declared after taking a taste. "That is awful." Though he initially gave the unique flavor a score of 1.1, he later lowered it to zero.

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Sweet Rose Creamery's Tiramisu Ice Cream

In the first episode of Patrick's Pints on April 19, Schwarzenegger put a pint of tiramisu flavored ice cream from California's Sweet Rose Creamery to the test. "That is out of bounds," he said as he took his first taste of the frozen treat. "The cream of the vanilla, a little silky smoothness of the coffee and just a little bit of crumble in there ... It's like I'm swimming off the coast of Italia," he joked. The treat's final marks? 7.8.