There will be no fairy tale wedding—or even a friendship—for Human Ken Doll and Human Barbie. Justin Jedlica, the 32-year-old New Yorker known as Human Ken Doll for his extensive plastic surgeries, recently visited Us Weekly's Los Angeles office for an extensive chat. During the sit-down, Jedlica, who is gay and married his partner last July, told Us about his not-so-warm meeting with that other living doll, "Human Barbie" Valeria Lukyanova.

"She was cute, and seemed overall sweet," Jedlica offered to Us, but the twosome failed to click. "I tried to give her a hug and crack up with her," he recalled, "She wasn’t really having it.'

Observing Lukyanova, Jedlica tells Us his so-called counterpart was trying "to impersonate a mannequin" even when cameras were off. "If she gives off too much emotion or personality, people aren't going to associate her with a plastic object. With a dead mannequin. Right?"

Indeed, Jedlica takes issue with Lukyanova's overall appeal. "You don't speak, you don't laugh, there's no personality. So, why are we giving you the time of day? As an out gay male, as a stepfather of two kids, you kind of start to think . . . what are you using your celebrity for?"

Watch Human Ken go off on Human Barbie now!