Did Lindsay Lohan have a drama-free weekend in Hawaii?
Of course not!
The 25-year-old actress and Playboy cover girl was a victim of major theft while partying (apparently sober) in Laie, Hawaii, TMZ reports, when her purse was stolen from a parked car.
And it wasn't just any purse but a Chanel handbag worth $5,000 and containing $10,000 cash.
The good news? The purse was returned to her -- but minus the money.
But, before receiving back the purse, Lohan worried that the theft would mean potential jail time for her, since she remains on probation for a related DUI case from 2007.
"I will f**king kill someone if I have to get questioned…for a year!" audio at TMZ document. (Lohan's purse contained her passport and court documents allowing her to travel.)
The incident went down just as the star's first-ever Playboy cover shoot were leaked online weeks before their planned release; on Saturday, the magazine finally released the images and interview excerpts officially due to demand.