Jennifer Mayers, a conservative Christian from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, needs an anatomy lesson.
On June 15, the mother of two tweeted an image of two ham sandwiches — one neat and the other with meat spilling out — and captioned it: “The reason I preach #Christianity. My daughters represent the right. Taylor Swift’s vagina represents the left.” (Mayers was apparently responding to the pop singer’s rebound from Calvin Harris to Tom Hiddleston).
Twitter was quick to attack Mayers not only for seemingly slut-shaming, but also for having no clue as to how vaginas work.
@southern_mayers 1) your visual is referring to labia not vaginas, 2) that's now how vaginas work regardless, 3) the sandwiches want cheese.— SaucissonSec (@saucissonsec) July 6, 2016
Ma'am, just because your daughter has a tidy ham sandwich doesn't mean she never sneaks a taste of salt pork at the mercantile— Laura Ingalls Wilder (@HalfPintIngalls) July 6, 2016
@southern_mayers But, like, why are you thinking that much about your daughters' vaginas?— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) July 6, 2016
@southern_mayers you...you know sexual activity has NO bearing on the appearance of a woman's labia right? You are an adult?— Marissa Wynne (@marissajwynne) July 6, 2016
Meanwhile, Mayers wasn’t done venting. On July 7, after her tweet went viral, the gun-loving, Donald Trump supporter penned a blog post titled “Taylor Swift: The Ham Sandwich.”
“Let me be clear. I am NOT shaming Taylor Swift. She is shaming herself. She is a role model. … She is in the public eye and should be setting a good example of purity and Christianity,” Mayers wrote. “Instead she is flaunting her sexual escapades with all of Hollywood’s A-list celebrities and is now moved on to some even below that. Her conquests could fill a small stadium or certainly a barn at this point.”
She continued: “The left sandwich is far more ragged and worn looking and rather unattractive to the eye. I see this as Taylor’s symbolic promiscuity. The right is much more neat, clean and pure. This represents my daughters’ innocence and purity because they were raised correctly.”
Mayers’ other blog posts include “Taylor Swift: Role Model or Prostitute?” “Alton Sterling: Thug, Criminal, Dead” and “Happy Birthday (White) America!”
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