It may not hold an actual ball, but the Louis Vuitton Bowling Bag, plus matching wallet, (louisvuitton.com) that Jennifer Love Hewitt carts still requires heavy lifting.
"My friends make fun because it weighs 55 pounds," jokes the star of The Client List, which premieres on Lifetime April 8 at 10 p.m.
The single actress admits that her hoard of lip glosses definitely doesn't help her cause. "I carry eight!" she tells Us Weekly.
See what else the actress stores in her satchel.
Kiss and Tell
"I love Booty Parlor's Kissaholic Aphrodisiac Breath Spray ($6, drugstore.com). You never know when a makeout moment is coming!"
"I carry McCormick's Pure Vanilla Extract -- the baking kind -- and dab it on my neck. Men are attracted to the scent! One time, I put it on and four different guys were like, 'You smell amazing!'"
"Stila Convertible Color Cream Blush ($25, sephora.com) is my must-have. The poppy shade is my favorite. It makes your face look dewy and fresh."
Other primping essentials always at her fingertips:
Givenchy Amarige Eau De Toilette ($49, sephora.com)
Joe Fresh Gloss in Lychee Litch! ($8, joefresh.com)
Victoria's Secret Beauty Rush Lip Gloss in Passion Fruit Pop and Yummy Berry ($7 each, victoriassecret.com)
MAC Tinted Lip Glass in Lychee Luxe ($14.50, maccosmetics.com)
MAC Cremesheen Glass in Loud & Lovely ($19.50, maccosmetics.com)
Sexy Mother Pucker Lip Plumping Gloss in Candy Gloss ($15, sephora.com)