Write a Fashion Police Caption for Uma Thurman

Uma Thurman attends the Tribute to Quentin Tarantino during the 'Lumiere 2013, Grand Lyon Film Festival' on October 18, 2013 in Lyon, France. Credit: Dominique Charriau/WireImage

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