As much as we'd like to see Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher reunite on screen, this is not the answer. The new parents play star-crossed lovers in the new parody trailer for MoonQuake Lake, a fake movie featured in the upcoming Annie remake. 

"Get a sneak-peek of my new movie #MoonQuakeLake when you see #AnnieMovie December 19th," Kutcher tweeted on Saturday, Dec. 13. 

Kunis, 31, plays a girl who "has to go home to the moon" every night and cries moonlit tears. Kutcher, 36, plays the man who falls in love with her and tries to save her. Rihanna also appears in the trailer as some sort of leader for the moonpeople.

Though MoonQuake Lake isn't a real film (aww, shoot!), both Kutcher and Kunis will be appearing in Annie as Simon Goodspeed and Andrea Alvin. The remake of the popular stage and screen musical stars Oscar nominee Quvenzhane Wallis, who was just nominated for a Golden Globe for her role as the titular character. 

The That '70s Show costars and engaged couple welcomed daughter Wyatt Isabelle in October and have been eating up parenthood. 

"We just want to know our kid," Kutcher told Ellen DeGeneres, revealing they don't use a nanny. "We want to be the people that know what to do when the baby’s crying to make the baby not cry anymore. We want to know, like when she makes a little face or something we want to be emotionally in touch with her and I think the only way to do that is by being the one who’s there."