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Jessica Simpson: Divorce from Stylist Imminent
Wednesday October 18, 2006
![]() What happened to **Jessica Simpson**? Two years ago she was like the public's Barbie--whatever was deemed fashionable, she would spend all of her and Nick's money to buy, and she wore it all well. She even wrote a song about being hot in a t-shirt, for Pete's sake. Now the poor girl can't get anything right. Over the summer we watched Jess' fashion go from bad to worse and now it's straight up confusing. No one can blame Jess for gaining a few guilty lbs. as the world watched her ex-husband fall in love with Vanessa Minnillo, but that's no reason to for this fashion schizophrenia. In July, she was trying a little bit too hard to fight her father's famous quote of not being able to "hold those suckers down" by pancaking them to her chest in this beach-ready blue number. By August, she was clearly convinced her career was over and was ready to use her "Public Affair" music video skating skills to land a job at an old-fashioned drive-up restaurant. Someone should've told her it's not 1950...or that a micro mini was slimming. In September, she must have been sick of the ridicule and wanted to show the world that she could kick some ass. That, or she had a try-out for the WWE. Either way, handsome shoulders. By October, she had given in to the death of her own style sense. At least she was good natured enough to attend her own fashion funeral. Talk to Us: Does Jessica need a new look? Join Us on Facebook and Twitter for even more up to the minute celebrity news and photos! |