Ellen DeGeneres would! The talk show host has upped her Fifty Shades of Grey parody game and replaced Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Steele in the Fifty Shades trailer for a hilarious spoof on the upcoming S&M flick.

"I'm so happy and proud to say I got the lead role," the funnywoman told her audience before airing her version of the film's steamy trailer, where she's clad in Steele's clothing and wig but says everything she's not supposed to. "They're acting like it's Dakota Johnson but it's not, it's me…because no one knows their way around a whip more than me," she added.

DeGeneres' take on naive college student Steele involves talking about Christmas pears and singing Hall & Oates' "Maneater" while dressed in Christian Grey's bed sheet.

We will let you watch her reaction to the red room of pain for yourself above!