Gwyneth Paltrow has it pretty rough -- or so she claims.
In the 38-year-old's latest GOOP newsletter, the mother of two chronicles her Emmys weekend, beginning with her pre-show grooming routine.
After being "sewn into" her sexy Pucci ensemble -- which showed off her toned tummy -- Paltrow had to choose from an array of jewels. "Decisions, decisions," she wrote. "Which of these Neil Lane baubles should I borrow?"
After catching up with Glee co-creator Ryan Murphy on the red carpet, Paltrow found her seat in the second row -- "right behind the cast of 30 Rock!" The only problem? "The seat filler before me was sweaty, so my chair was wet. Gross!"
The actress later snapped a pic with Tina Fey and Jack McBrayer from 30 Rock, though she wasn't satisfied with the way her arm looked or her "nine chins."
The night wasn't a total bust, however. After Paltrow presented the award for Outstanding Comedy Series, she and her crew had an "incredibly delicious dinner at Scarpetta. We did a big pasta tasting with some nice Pinot Nero. Just the thing."