Kanye West has been called many things over the years by different people — visionary, controversial, Yeezus — but the music icon is undeniably a perfectionist. On Thursday, February 11, the rapper unleashed a mega-event in Madison Square Garden with nearly 1,000 models in attendance.

And according to several tweeted and retweeted images of the supposed list of rules the models received prior to showtime, West, 38, wanted to make sure he had the spectacle on lockdown.

The 38-item list includes a wide array of instructions, including basic model etiquette, such as “quiet please” and “no smile.”

Other rules on the list are a bit more confusing: “No fast movements,” “no slow movements” and “no sharp moves.”

Several of the items toward the bottom of the list even seem a bit contradictory: “Do not act cool,” “behave as if no one was in the room” and “do not break the rules.”

Check out the full list of rules below:

1. Quiet please

2. No whisper

3. No smile

4. No dancing

5. No sing, unless instructed

6. No eye contact

7. No acting

8. No fast movements

9. No slow movements

10. No sharp moves

11. Natural movement

12. Show pride

13. Hold your position

14. Stay in character

15. Alternate between attention and ease

16. No sitting down all at the same time

17. Do not make the same movements at the same time

18. If you want to move, you can shift your weight

19. If you are tired, sit down or lie down

20. Concentrate, focus

21. Do not look at camera

22. Hold positions until the end of the show

23. Do not take off your clothes or shoes

24. Loosen up no stiffness

25. Do not be casual

26. Stand straight

27. No sexy posing

28. Do not act cool

29. You are a picture

30. Be calm, be strong, be neutral

31. Behave as if no one was in the room

32. Do not break the rules

33. Know that your actions reflect within the group

34. Your behavior affects the conduct of others

35. Be aware of others and be percautios [sic]

36. Before the end of the performance get up stand straight at attention

37. Keep your assigned position on the floor

38. Do not ever look at the JumboTron

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