Write a Fashion Police Caption for Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera arrives at the NBC's "The Voice" Season 3 at House of Blues Sunset Strip on November 8, 2012 in West Hollywood, California. Credit: Steve Granitz/WireImage.com

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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of singer Christina Aguilera. If you want your joke to appear in a copy of Us Weekly, please leave your full name in your comment.