Ever wonder how Donnie Wahlberg is in bed? Well, Jenny McCarthy is going to tell you, whether you want to know or not. On Wednesday, Oct. 22, the former View co-host stopped by Watch What Happens Live, where she dished to Andy Cohen all about her sex life with her new husband, who just happened to be sitting in the audience.

To be fair, she was responding to a question from a fan who wanted to know how sex had changed since the couple's Aug. 31 wedding. But the details — oh, the details. 

"Without a doubt, it gets better every single time I make love to him," McCarthy, 41, gushed of the New Kids on the Block singer, 45. "First of all, he has the most beautiful penis I've ever seen in my life."

At this point, fellow guest Tom Bergeron interrupted to ask why it was "the most beautiful." (Inquiring minds and all.) "Sometimes they're deformed-looking, and sometimes they're a different color than you're used to," the SiriusXM radio host replied. "Some are, like, purple, some are pink."

Wahlberg's (ahem) member is just right, though. "The size is perfect," McCarthy raved, as the camera panned to her husband laughing in the audience. "I can't get too descriptive, but...it fits my vagina perfectly. It hits the spot." She added: "The thing about it is...he makes love to a woman."

"Not any woman!" Wahlberg interjected from his seat. "Just you!"

McCarthy went on to talk about how she hit on the '90s boy bander after meeting him on Watch What Happens Live and then inviting him to appear on her own talk show.

"I thought he was married on your show, and then he went on my show, and I was like, 'He's single? I want to sit on his face,'" she recalled to Cohen. "That's what I told him." Then, after a brief pause, she exclaimed, "God, his family's watching! I'm so sorry." 

Watch the awkward exchange above!