Rob Kardashian is back! The dramatic premiere of Rob & Chyna aired Sunday, September 11, and, dang, if you thought Keeping Up With the Kardashians was intense, you ain't seen nothing yet. Not only did fans get inside scoop on Rob and Blac Chyna's relationship (spoiler alert: yikes), but Blac kicked her man out of the house and then cried because someone ate all her jelly. #PregnancyProblems. Not only that, Blac and Rob revealed the gender of their baby. Watch the highlights from the premiere above, and keep reading to find out whether they're expecting a boy or a girl!
Rob & Chyna: 2016's Answer to Romeo & Juliet
Let's chat a little about Rob and Chyna's love story, shall we? These two met at Kendall Jenner's sweet 16 party (um, amazing), and Rob started texting her once she broke up with Tyga — a.k.a. Kylie Jenner's boyfriend. Oh, and speaking of Tyga, his relationship with Kylie caused some major tension. "Once me and Tyga was breaking up, he started dating Kylie, and I kinda, like, distanced myself from the family," Chyna told the camera. "It's been a long process trying to get along with the Kardashians."
America's First Family aside, Rob and Chyna are smitten. So smitten, they planned to have a baby before getting married! Or as Rob would say, they were "trying to have a baby a few times every day." Aww, these two!
Rob Still Has a Ton of Health Problems
You know how Rob has stayed out of the public eye for the past gazillion years? Well, it's pretty strange going from seclusion to TV. "It's a big change to go from being inside for, like, four years or some weird s--t, to now being outside. And do it with you," he told Chyna. "I'm like, What was I f--king doing?"
Rob later explained to Scott Disick that he doesn't like leaving home due to his weight. In fact, he weighed himself while hanging out with Chyna during this episode and was dismayed to learn he'd gained 20 pounds. "It's just depressing," he said. "I don't know what to do." One thing Rob could start doing is take insulin. The diabetic sock designer admitted to Scott that he's been off his medication and said, "A lot of people think I have some mental problems or something."
Are Rob and Blac Having a Boy or Girl?
It's a girl! Rob and Chyna found out the gender of their baby, and decided to keep it a secret so they could stage a fun family reveal. The thing is, Rob went ahead and told Kris Jenner, and, nope — Chyna wasn't thrilled. "He already told his mom?" she complained. "I guess that's just the Kardashian family ... talk, talk, talk, talk. talk. I am so annoyed Rob spilled the beans so fast."
Rob's explanation? "It just felt right." Awkward!
Rob Accuses Chyna of Cheating
Can't everyone just get along?! Turns out Rob and Chyna have big trust issues, which was made clear when Chyna caught Rob trolling through her phone. Naturally, this turned into a huge fight wherein Chyna accused Rob of texting other girls, he allegedly accused her of cheating "with Tyga," and everything was basically a mess. Want proof? Welcome to the craziest phone conversation ever.
"Who are you texting and what the f--k are you talking about?" Chyna screamed to Rob on the phone. "Who the f--k are you texting, and why the f--k are you still texting bitches? Who are you playing with? Stop f--king playing with me because you're a f--king liar. ... You're still texting bitches, you just told me this! Rob! So, I'm lying? Are you still texting bitches, yes or no? … Have a f--king nice life by yourself, I swear to God."
Well, then! To be fair, Rob admitted to the camera that he's insecure, saying, "The girl that I was with before, she burned me in a hundred different ways." (Cough, Rob used to date Rita Ora, cough.) He also tried to make Chyna feel better with flowers, which she threw away before kicking him out. "It's just not a great feeling at all," Rob said. "This is the mother of my child, kicking me out of my house."
Are Rob and Chyna Over Already?
Kris saves the day! Actually, not really. Poor Chyna couldn't get in touch with Rob after their blowout fight, so she went knock-knock-knocking on Kris Jenner's door for advice. Her take? That Rob is suffering from depression. "I do realize I just cannot, one person, like, fix him on my own," Chyna told the camera after talking to her man's momager. "But I hope Rob figures it out, because I just don't want it to be too late."
Looks like she might be fresh outta luck, because after talking to his mom, Rob said, "Honestly, with me and Chyna, I just really don't know what's going to happen."
Tell Us: Are Rob and Blac built to last?
Rob & Chyna airs on E! Sundays at 9 p.m. ET.
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