Us Rating: **
Opens: Friday 6/1
For this take on the fairy tale, the (seriously) Evil Queen (Charlize Theron) sets out to consume the heart of her stepdaughter, Snow White (Kristen Stewart). With her grandiose costumes and menacing glares, new mom Theron, 36, reigns supreme.
Not so for the blank-looking Twilight alum Stewart, 22, who spends an eternity slinging arrows in a monstrous forest with her grumpy ally of a huntsman (Chris Hemsworth).
Didn't The Hunger Games already cover this?