You dog! Playmate Crystal Harris had a surprise visitor on March 21, which she quickly posted on Instagram. Her Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Charlie decided to rest his head right in between her butt cheeks while lying on her legs.
The pooped pup looked indifferent while nestling his head on top of Harris' thong bikini bottoms. And though Hugh Hefner's wife was already rocking a deep orange hue, it looks like she's about to have some strange tan lines.
After a cancelled first engagement, Harris and Hefner officially married on New Year's Eve in 2012. And since then, the couple has been going strong.
"You know, I tried marriage twice before but there's no comparison," the famous Playboy founder told Us Weekly in January 2014. "This is the real deal. And to find true love at this age? It's remarkable."
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