Okay, it’s official, we now know everything about the Kardashians. Khloe Kardashian took it upon herself to share on her new website everything you didn’t need to know about her and her famous sisters’ waxing preferences on Friday, Oct. 9.
“Let’s talk about the hair down there. No subject is too taboo to touch!” Khloe, 31, titled her latest entry.
“You guys know I’m not gonna beat around the bush (no pun intended), so let’s get straight to it: I’m all about the landing strip,” James Harden’s girlfriend revealed. “I like to be clean; I like to be manicured. When there’s nothing there, it’s weird, in my opinion — especially when you have tits and an ass. It just freaks me out a little bit. I don't like looking at an adult woman and seeing nothing down there. Whenever I'm at the spa, it just makes me uncomfortable when I see that. But then again, it also makes me uncomfortable when I see something wild and untamed.”
This is where things get even more TMI.
“I know Kim is completely bare, and now she says she wishes she still had a lil' somethin' going on but she lasered it all off. I mean, I'm never gonna want hair on lips of my vag, so I'll laser that! I'll laser other places that the sun doesn't shine. But I like that if I ever want to go bare, I can just shave it and change my mind later,” she continued.
And no, Kourtney, 36, wasn’t spared.
“Kourtney's with me!” she went on. "I always think of Kourt as large and in charge with a full '70s-style bush — it just matches her personality,” she added. “Lol, very boho chic. But she swears that's just a joke and has a landing strip…sometimes.”
Khloe also wants her fans to know that she doesn’t “understand people who vajazzle.”
“Seriously, get over yourself. Apparently there's a new trend where you shape your bush into a heart for Valentine's Day or any shape for your man. Who has the energy for that? Can’t do it,” she concluded before telling her readers to do their thing, but be “clean.”
While her post is a bit over the top, let’s not forget that Kourtney has been giving herself — and her sister’s — waxes on Keeping Up With the Kardashians for years now, so are you really that surprised?
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