If your stomach is easily upset, look away now! Fargo star Nick Offerman was on hand during his appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon on Monday, Nov. 9, to give viewers the rundown on the most fattening meats around!
The 45-year-old actor is currently starring on the Boston stage in A Confederacy of Dunces, and explained to Fallon that he’s on a tight diet regimen to make sure he ends up as obese as possible.
“I’m playing a very fat man in this play, so to put on the weight I have a regimen going of some of my favorite fatty meats,” Offerman explained as he guided Fallon 41, through his table of carnivorous delights. “I thought your viewers could work that into their fall schedule,” he added, helpfully, before introducing us all to the food on his table.
First up was a pile of bratwursts — a favorite of the Parks and Recreation actor. “If you want a salad with your brats, these are Wisconsin cheese curds,” he deadpanned while Fallon fell about laughing.
His suggestion for Thanksgiving went way beyond turkey, with his presentation of the turducken. “It’s a chicken carcass, put inside a duck carcass, shoved inside a turkey carcass” he explained, before adding that usually the meat is a little dry, so he prefers to feed the turducken to a pig, and eat the pig instead.
Watch the whole, totally bizarre video above and see how Offerman and Fallon manage to sink the world’s biggest, horseshoe-shaped hotdog together!
