Tiffany Haddish can’t wrap her head around not securing an invite to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding.
“Everybody was there. They had every famous person on earth,” Haddish, 46, said while guest hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Monday, July 6. “Brad Pitt, Selena Gomez, J. Lo, Tom Hanks, Paul McCartney, Steven Spielberg, the bass player from Fall Out Boy, George Stephanopoulos. I mean, no offense to George Stephanopoulos, but why the f*** did they invite George Stephanopoulos? The f***.”
Haddish joked that it was “a waste” that she wasn’t there.
“All those sexy men in tuxedos and no Tiffany to make them feel beautiful. That’s my job, to make men feel beautiful,” she continued. “If I was there, the bar wouldn’t have been the only thing that was open. OK, if you know what I mean. I was talking about my legs.”
The comedian said “half” of the Kansas City Chiefs football team “would have been having breakfast at Tiffany’s” if she had copped an invite.
“I’d have been feeding them,” Haddish said. “Maybe I’d have gave him some dinner, too. Who knows? Brunch.”
Haddish noted that there was probably a “good explanation” as to why she and Jimmy Kimmel’s famous sidekick, Guillermo Rodriguez, were the “only two” celebrities who weren’t present.
“Maybe, Taylor, she just didn’t have the right email for me,” Haddish said. “So Taylor, if you’re watching, you can send all future invitations to HornyTiffSheReady420@hotmail.com.”
She concluded, “Just so you know, that’s not my regular email address. That’s the one I use to just look at porn. Anyway, that’s my porn address.”
Swift and Kelce, both 36, tied the knot in New York City on Friday, July 3, transforming the iconic Madison Square Garden into their wedding venue. As Haddish said, it appeared nearly every celebrity in Hollywood received an invitation to the nuptials.
Fans kept a close eye on the venue as A-listers were seen arriving. Since details were kept under wraps, it was unclear what time the ceremony was set to begin. However, once Swift and Kelce were officially married, a sign appeared outside MSG reading, “JusT&T Married.”
A press release was also sent out, confirming that they were husband and wife. The message revealed that both Swift and Kelce wore custom Dior looks for the wedding and neither of them had bridal parties.
“I’m glad Taylor and Travis had a great wedding and it seemed like the people of New York really embraced the happy couple,” Haddish continued during her Monday hosting gig. “People was lit for that wedding.”
