–Feud alert! America's Got Talent judge Sharon Osbourne is lashing out against Britain's Got Talent runner-up Susan Boyle's looks, telling Sirus radio's Opie & Anthony "[God] gave her the talent. But he hit her with a f—— ugly stick." [PopEater]
—Madonna's Brazilian boyfriend Jesus Luz has a new career to fall back on if he gets tired of walking the runway. The 23-year-old model-turned-DJ took to the turntables at Wednesday's Valentino fashion party, playing tunes for the likes of Hugh Jackman and Adrien Brody. [WonderWall]
–Wonder what her secret ingredient will be? Michelle Obama will host an upcoming episode of Iron Chef from the White House, where chefs Emeril Lagasse, Bobby Flay and Mario Batali will be tasked with creating dishes using anything found in the White House's garden. [Fox News]
–Dream double billing: Johnny Depp is in talks to star in The Tourist opposite Angelina Jolie, according to trade reports. Depp would play an American tourist drawn to Jolie's Interpol agent character. [Perez Hilton]
—New Moon star Nikki Reed says she's still pinching herself over the success of the film franchise. "We were just making a little independent film in Portland," Reed tells the new issue of Nylon. "I don't know what happened. We've lived this entire year in shock," she says of the vampire movie's cast. [Just Jared]
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