2011’s Biggest Turkeys

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Brad Pitt

Six years after his divorce from Jennifer Aniston, the Moneyball star dissed their relationship in September, saying: "I wasn't living an interesting life [in the '90s]," he said. "I think that my marriage had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn't."

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Gwyneth Paltrow

In her April cookbook My Father's Daughter, the Oscar winner proved she's not Just Like Us. "We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden -- a luxury, I know, but it's one of the best investments I've ever made," she wrote.

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Brad Womack

In May, a source told Us that the two-time Bachelor continually "drunk-dialed" his ex Emily Maynard. "Brad is such a loser," the source said.

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Christina Aguilera

2011 was a rough year for Aguilera, who flubbed the lyrics to the National Anthem in February and tripped onstage at the Grammys just weeks later. In October, The Voice mentor stepped out in public without wearing pants on multiple occasions.

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Charlie Sheen

In January, following an epic bender with porn stars at his mansion, Sheen was rushed to Cedars-Sinai hospital for severe abdominal pains. After a series of explosive interviews, the actor was fired from Two and a Half Men in March.

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Crystal Harris

The Playboy model called off her wedding to magazine mogul Hugh Hefner in June, just days before they were set to tie the knot. She soon announced plans for a music career and was seen partying with Heidi Montag in Las Vegas.

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Brett Ratner

After saying that "rehearsing is for f-gs" and dishing on his sex life with Olivia Munn, the controversial director stepped down as producer of the 2012 Academy Awards.

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Lindsay Lohan

It's hard to keep track of how many times the Mean Girls star appeared in court for violating her probation. After allegedly stealing a necklace and failing to comply with the terms of her community service, Lohan spent five hours in jail in early November (she was originally sentenced to 30 days).

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Jesse James

The notorious womanizer maintained an on-off relationship with tattoo artist Kat von D throughout most of 2011 -- until she learned he cheated on her with 19 different women.

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Kim Kardashian

The E! reality star -- who attempted to break into the music business in 2011 -- ended her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries on Halloween. The televised two-part special earned the couple a reported $17 million.

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Maksim Chmerkovskiy

The Dancing With the Stars hothead feuded with Derek Hough during Season 13 and had a war of words with judge Len Goodman. "I've danced for 27 years, and I've won more titles than Len ever even participated in," Chmerkovskiy sniped.

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Madonna

A fan presented the Material Girl with flowers during a W.E. press conference in September. Madonna then quipped to the film's star: "I absolutely loathe hydrangeas. He obviously doesn't know that."

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The Real Housewives of New York City

In mid-September, Bravo fired Kelly Bensimon, Alex McCord, Jill Zarin and Cindy Barshop from The Real Housewives of New York City. "Alex and I are sad that it's come to this," McCord's husband, Simon Van Kempen, said.

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Mariah Yeater

In November, Yeater claimed that Justin Bieber fathered her son Tristyn, 4 months. Though she later dropped the lawsuit, Bieber took a paternity case to end speculation once and for all. "They just swab your mouth," he said of the procedure.

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Joe Jonas and Shia LaBeouf

In August, the former Disney stars passed each other on the street in West Hollywood without acknowledging each other's presence.

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Teresa Giudice

The Real Housewives of New Jersey star sparred with her costars after dissing them in her cookbook. She wrote that Caroline Manzo is "as Italian as the Olive Garden" and implied that her sister-in-law Melissa Gorga is jealous of her. Jacqueline Laurita even skipped the reunion because of their feud.