‘Don’t Be Tardy’ Recap: Kim Zolciak Jokes That Daughter Brielle Biermann ‘Wishes I Was Dead’

Don’t be tardy to the ski slopes! Don’t Be Tardys Wednesday, October 5, episode featured themes of life, death, snowmobiles — and most important, Kim Zolciak’s daughter Brielle Biermann saying stupid things.

Kim Jokes That Brielle Wishes She Were Dead

The episode kicked off with a morbid conversation between Kim and husband Kroy Biermann about the state of their will. Being that neither of them are currently close with their parents, they decided to ask family friend Bruce to be the executor of their will during their upcoming trip to Montana. Kim then joked about her own death, saying, “I think sometimes Brielle wishes I was dead, so she could get all my jewelry and handbags.” Dark!

Kim Travels With Two Nannies, Four Car Seats and 25 Bags

Then the Biermann clan schlepped all the way to Montana in a miraculous feat that left Kim hankering for a “shot of tequila.” According to the mother of six, the journey required “two nannies, four car seats, 25 f–king bags.” Honestly, we’re impressed. Considering the size of her brood, she travels light!

Brielle Plays Dumb

On the way to the lodge, Brielle was impressed with the Montana countryside and commented on the fact that they were able to drive on the right side of the road. “I feel like literally everywhere besides the United States, they drive on the other side of the road,” she said. Brielle, we hate to break it to you, but your feeling is wrong.

Kash, Age 4, Shouts “Motherf–ker”

When arriving in Montana, the crew had a blast snowmobiling and sledding. While in the car, 4-year-old Kash took a selfie and shouted, “Peace out, motherf–ker!” Kim was confused as to where he learned that kind of language and said, “No one in this house talks like that.” Kim, it’s OK to curse! And your kid is hilarious! More power to you.

Kim Zolciak-Biermann
Kim Zolciak-Biermann Mark Hill/Bravo

Kim’s Son KJ Avoided “Serious” Injury

The most dramatic moment of the episode came when Kim’s 3-year-old son, KJ, took off on his own on a sled. Family friend Bruce chased after him and saved the day, but Kim was still shaken. In a confessional, she said, “My son could have been seriously injured.” She continued, “Honestly, I wanted to pack up everybody and go home.”

Bruce Agrees to Be the Executor of Kim and Kroy’s Will

The episode wrapped up nicely with Bruce agreeing to be the executor of Kroy and Kim’s will. And despite there not being a Starbucks nearby, Kim was able to conclude that Montana is “peaceful.”

The School System Has Failed Brielle Biermann

Of course, the episode wouldn’t be complete without another #BrielleBlunder, and ended with the 19-year-old insisting, “Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1942.” She can’t honestly believe that to be true, but it makes for good TV, so we’re not complaining!

Tell Us: Is Kim wrong to joke about Brielle wishing she were dead? And do you think Brielle pretends to be dumb because it’s funny, or does she really think America was discovered during World War II?

Don’t Be Tardy airs on Bravo Wednesdays at 10 p.m. ET. 

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