Jason Sudeikis sure made the most of his MTV Movie Awards monologue Sunday, packing it full of jabs at A-listers including Selena Gomez, Arnold Schwarzenegger and at the Twilight film franchise.
"For the first time in the history of the Movie Awards, the entire balcony has been fathered by Arnold Schwarzenegger," he sniped at the top of his monologue.
The Saturday Night Live comic, 35, then commented at length about the young stars in attendance at the show, held at Gibson Amphitheater in Universal City, Calif.
Spotting Selena Gomez, 18, in the audience, Sudeikis offered a word of dating advice.
"Sweetie, you've been liplocked with that [Justin] Bieber kid for a month straight. Be careful." After addressing Gomez, Sudeikis joked to the audience: "The reason I'm telling her that is because she's already swallowed three of his baby teeth."
Sudeikis got much raunchier during the Twilight portion of his monologue.
The actor told Kristen Stewart he sympathized with her character, Bella, having to choose between Jacob (Taylor Lautner) and Edward (Robert Pattinson) in the film franchise. "My heart says Jacob. But my wiener says Edward. My balls are indifferent," Sudeikis deadpanned, earning chuckles from Stewart, Lautner and Pattinson in the audience.
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