The Kardashian sisters are so not here for Rob‘s sense of humor. The prodigal son had major shade thrown his way after mocking Kris Jenner on social media, which led to some awkward conversations about She Who Must Not Be Named, a.k.a. Blac Chyna. (Wait — sorry, make that Blac Kardashian). Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian butted heads with her mom over their shared living situation, while Kendall Jenner worried her status as the world’s biggest supermodel was making her miss out on family time.
Also, a shout-out to Jonathan Cheban for suggesting Kim be Amber Rose for Halloween. Best idea ever. To quote Kanye West, “I think that’s lit.”
Rob Memes His Family, Gets Major Blowback
In case you weren’t aware, Kim was pretty good friends with Blac Chyna before she and Tyga split up — and apparently Rob tried to get them back to BFF status. But while Kim said she felt for Chyna, she wasn’t ready to chat.
“I understand that Kylie dating Tyga completely broke Chyna’s heart,” she told the camera. “I feel for her in that, you know, situation. Was it uncomfortable for me when Kylie and Tyga started to date? Absolutely. Because Chyna was my friend, but I had no choice but to take my sister’s side. That’s my sister.”
Meanwhile, Khloé Kardashian was furious with Rob for posting memes about their family, (to quote Khloé s paraphrase: “when the p—sy’s so good you’d rather be an orphan”), and didn’t seem to want anything to do with him. “Rob is too busy to respond to me, but he’s not too busy to post a f–king meme,” she complained. “That’s so unnecessary.”
Cooking with Kylie vs. Cooking with Chyna
Remember back in the good ol’ days when Kylie posted a “Cooking With Kylie” segment on her app, and then Chyna made a shady reference to said segment on social media because she had a cooking show first and assumed Kylie was trolling? Well, there’s more to the story than meets the eye. During a phone conversation with Kim, a superflabbergasted Kylie seemed to have no idea why Blac was upset, saying, “What do I do, what do we do about this? … I didn’t know you had a cooking Instagram! I don’t stalk your life!”
Kim was unimpressed by Chyna’s behavior, but was especially upset with Rob for not having his sister’s back. “The fact that my brother would allow his girlfriend to talk about his little sister publicly is so not cool,” she said.
Rob ended up calling Kylie to apologize, so at least this feud has been put to bed.
Sorry, Kendall Who?
And none for Kendall! The supermodel felt left out of family affairs thanks to Kylie and Kourtney totally rejecting her, and she complained bitterly to her mom. “How crazy is it that Kourtney and Kylie come out to the city and don’t call me,” she said. “I don’t wanna be like, forgotten, just because I have to work a lot.”
Kourtney and Kim decided to plan a girl’s night in for Kendall to make her feel better, but more importantly, Kim said this during their planning session: “I haven’t been to a grocery store in, like, four years. I just don’t even know what flavor deodorants they have anymore.” #Iconic.
Rob Shades the Boss Lady (a.k.a. His Mom)
Last week, Kris spent hours moving Rob into a new house that she may or may not have paid for. This week, Rob decided he totally hated it, and asked Kylie if Tyga wanted to buy it from him. #normal
Meanwhile, Kris had hurt feels because of Rob’s shady Snapchats about her taste in groceries. “I don’t really wanna deal with Rob right now because they went on his Instagram and posted all these pictures making fun of the food I bought,” Kris said. “Your dad would have expected more out of Rob.”
Kim ended up calling her brother out for his behavior and said he was being “petty as f–k,” prompting Rob to go on the defense about Chyna: “I like her, I love her, she loves me. I don’t want no fighting.”
Rob eventually dropped by Kris’ house to make amends, and sweetly said, “Why would your son go around publicly making fun of his own mother? His only mother. I’m very appreciative of everything, I always say that. I’m not that type of person. You obviously didn’t understand the humor.”
Kris Is a Free Woman
For some mysterious reason, Kim and Kanye were still living with Kris at the time this episode was filmed, and they were not getting along — partly because Kim parked her car on Kris’ driveway. “I have a strict ‘don’t park your car on my driveway’ rule,” Kris said. “There’s major boundaries that are not being observed. So I’m done. That’s it, final straw. I’m done.”
Totally normal thing to be upset about, don’t even worry. Anyway, things only got worse when Kris kicked North out of her room, and then blamed a roach infestation on Kim. Kanye’s reaction? “I don’t want to sleep at mother-in-law’s house tonight.”
Kim and Kanye ended up moving into their Bel Air home in L.A. on the sly to make Kris happy, so Will Smith better watch out because clearly there’s a new Fresh Prince in town (looking at you, Saint). Also, Kris said this upon realizing that Kim had moved: “I feel like a teenager that just got their own house!”
Yeah … not a thing. (Unless you’re Kylie Jenner.)
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Keeping Up With the Kardashians airs on E! Sundays at 9 p.m. ET.
