There's trouble in Tinseltown! Yolanda Foster opened up about her failing marriage for the first time during the Tuesday, March 15, episode of Bravo's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, saying that her husband is "impatient" with her illness. Meanwhile, Lisa Rinna accused Yolanda of being a fake friend, while Eileen Davidson had it out with Lisa Vanderpump and bailed on her march against puppy massacres. Just remember, Eileen: Giggy forgives, but he does not forget.
Oh, also important: Kathryn Edwards got a hearing aid and can now hear everyone throwing shade at her.
Yolanda Takes New York
New York, New York! Yolanda and her girl squad hit the Big Apple for the Global Lyme Alliance, giving the former model a break from her sick bed — something her husband, David, seemed thrilled about. "I'm so happy that my wife is out," David said during a toast. "After 10 months of that robe. And we are gonna burn that robe. We're going to have a burning-robe ceremony."
Sounds sweet(ish), but cameras also caught David saying that his marriage has "been a stretch," and that he isn't sure their lives will go back to normal. Meanwhile, poor Yolanda thanked her man for sticking by her through thick and thin, though she admitted to cameras that it hasn't been easy. "I got sick — I am the shell of the woman I used to be," she said. "So yes, he gets impatient. We've been trying to work through all the ups and downs."
Yolanda vs. Rinna, Round 2
Camille Grammer is back! The former Housewife threw a charity diamond-buying party, which obviously gave Rinna and Yolanda an opportunity to get into an awkward argument. Again. Long story short, Lisa was inexplicably upset with Yolanda for hanging out with Kim Richards and Brandi Glanville on the same night she bailed on Erika Girardi's party.
"I felt that the other day I saw a picture with you and Kim and Brandi on the same day that Erika's dinner was, and then you didn't come to her dinner, and it got me," Rinna said. "I didn't understand why you would cancel that dinner and not come."
Yolanda pointed out that the situation was really none of Rinna's business, saying, "I don't know how that would affect you or make you cry." She also accused the rest of the Housewives of not supporting her: "I can tell you one thing about Brandi and Kim: They've supported me more than all of you together in my journey." Rinna's response? To tell cameras, "You can get away with anything when you're sick."
Oh, and in related news, Yolanda declared that she could feel Rinna's energy due to being "psychic." Watch your back, Long Island Medium.
ICYMI: Lisa Loves Dogs, Isn't Crazy About Bitches
So, what's going on with Lisa Vanderpump and Eileen Davidson? These two just can't stop butting heads, and things reached peak drama when Eileen decided not to attend Lisa's dog march.
Lisa was clearly bothered with Eileen for being unsupportive, while Eileen was mad at Lisa for being overly controlling. "I know that [Rinna] told you in the van that I mentioned something about you being manipulative," Eileen said, laying her concerns out on the table in the most literal way possible. "I don't think I'm reinventing the wheel here."
Eileen then accused Lisa of trying to create drama between Yolanda and Rinna, and was furious when Lisa changed the subject to Rinna's issues with Kim. "She acts so hurt that I brought it up, that I'm made out to be the bad guy," Eileen complained the next day.
The good news is that Lisa and her doggy soldiers completed their march, though tragically they became deeply confused and ended up protesting at a community church.
Rinna Rage-Reads the Dictionary
Lest you forget, Lisa Rinna accused Yolanda of being manipulative during last week's episode of RHOBH, but they've yet to fully hash it out — something Eileen attributes to Lisa's nerves.
"Lisa Rinna's got big balls around me," Eileen told cameras. "She gets around the other people that she's got something to say? Boom, she clams up. Sometimes, I think Lisa Rinna can be all bark and no bite."
Meanwhile, Rinna was concerned about everyone taking advantage of her, and decided to read aloud the dictionary definition of scapegoat until her worst fears were realized. "Obviously, I allowed myself to become the scapegoat," she said, giving the camera a harrowing look.
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