Bye forever, Farrah Abraham! The controversial reality star was kicked out of a Hamptons White Party during the Monday, January 11, episode of Teen Mom OG, and blamed the incident on her MTV costars. Meanwhile, Tyler Baltierra got a lap dance during his bachelor party, while his dad, Butch Baltierra, asked a stripper for oral sex. Also noteworthy, Butch uttered the sentence “I feel like a butterfly” while getting a haircut. Good times.
Gary vs. Amber!
Poor Amber! The former jail bird filed for joint custody of her daughter, Leah, and Gary Shirley reacted in the worst way possible: by restricting his daughter’s time with her mom. “Her and Matt are both ex-addicts,” Gary said in his defense. “How come she gets rewarded for making all these mistakes, and I’m the one that gets stuck taking care of Leah?”
Meanwhile, Amber accused Gary of manipulating their daughter: “Leah said to me, ‘Daddy told me if I keep saying I wanna live with you, they’re gonna take me away from Daddy.'” Yikes.
In Which Taylor Still Hasn’t Proposed to Maci
Here comes the bride? Maybe not. Taylor McKinney made it clear that he’s not ready to pop the question to Maci Bookout, causing some drama in their relationship. “When are you gonna make me an honest woman?” Maci asked her man during the most awkward triple-date of all time. “We’ve been together for three years, we have a child together, we own a house together … We can end it. Just end it.”
Taylor didn’t have much to say other than *crickets,* but he joked to friends about getting down on one knee. “I think I’m gonna propose right at the end of this season, so I can get another season,” he said. “I’m not going anywhere, just tryin’ to figure out the right way to do it … I’m gonna come in on a unicorn.”
Later, Maci confided in friends, saying, “Are we gonna be teammates forever or are we not? I am confident, but make me your wife. Confirm it for me. I want him to be my husband, and I want to be his wife forever.”
Farrah Bites the Hand That Feeds Her
Sorry, Farrah! Teen Mom OG‘s most controversial star had a rude awakening when she was invited to a Hamptons White Party, only to be told that she wasn’t “upscale” enough for the guest list. “I don’t understand people treating me like this because of my association with Teen Mom,” she said. “People perceive me as trashy, low-class, whatever because of Teen Mom and other Teen Moms.”
Wondering if Farrah’s sex tape, Backdoor Teen Mom, might have something to do with her rejection? Her mom, Debra, was right there with you. “Mom, Kim Kardashian has a video,” Farrah said, later telling her producer, “You wanna keep talking about a tape. It’s because I’m part of the Teen Mom cast.” Hmmm. OK, then.
“The Teen Mom s–t just is embarrassing to me,” the reality star tearfully continued. “For me not to go to The Hamptons. I deserve to be there. Hell, I live that life. I keep it classy. I keep it top-notch.”
The White Party Crashers
Despite being rejected from the White Party, Farrah and her mom dressed in their best and crashed the event, only to be promptly kicked out. “I’ll probably just be, like, the star at the party,” Farrah said beforehand. “I’m just gonna show them that they need to grow up, and they shouldn’t run White Parties if they don’t know how to be upscale and classy about it.”
After Farrah was rejected, Debra informed her that “God will handle them,” and she responded in the most iconic way ever: “I’m happy I’m, like, so damn fabulous that no one knows what to do.” #Gospel
Tyler Gets a Strip Tease, Blinds Everyone
Dang, Tyler! Despite Catelynn Lowell making it crystal-clear that she didn’t want her man going to a strip club for his bachelor party, he hit up Legends with his friends. Cate’s hubby-to-be seemed pretty thrilled to be sandwiched between two half-naked women, and was even more excited to get a lap-dance. At least, we assume he was, based on his moaning. Meanwhile, Butch had this enlightening conversation with a stripper: “Maybe I can get a little oral?”
Catelynn ended up meeting her fiance at the club, and after a sweet make-out session, a friendly stripper told her just how wonderful Tyler is: “You guys are, like, so perfect, and you have such a good man!”
Tell Us: Was Tyler out of line at the strip club?
Teen Mom OG airs on MTV Mondays at 10 p.m. ET.
