Always ready with a hilarious one-liner, a ridiculous prank and occasionally a sweet comment, Scott Disick is a pro at making viewers laugh on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. See his best moments on the hit E! series, from truly becoming Lord Disick to reminding the Kardashian women why they can’t lose their butts.
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Always ready with a hilarious one-liner, a ridiculous prank and occasionally a sweet comment, Scott Disick is a pro at making viewers laugh on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. See his best moments on the hit E! series, from truly becoming Lord Disick to reminding the Kardashian women why they can’t lose their butts.
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Always ready with a hilarious one-liner, a ridiculous prank and occasionally a sweet comment, Scott Disick is a pro at making viewers laugh on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. See his best moments on the hit E! series, from truly becoming Lord Disick to reminding the Kardashian women why they can’t lose their butts.
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In maybe one of the funniest moments on the show ever, Disick repeatedly called Kris Jenner pretending to be family friend Todd Kraines to freak her out. The bad impression of Disick crooning “Auntie Kris” never got old for the Kardashian sisters, and it went on for months until they devised a plan to invite the real Todd Kraines to the house in season 8. Disick immediately started talking in his Todd voice to let Kris in on the joke.
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The self-proclaimed Lord decided to take things to the next level and participate in an authentic knighting ceremony during a family trip to London in season 7. After purchasing the British royalty title over the internet, he pledged his allegiance to the laws of England and Wales. “I don’t have to be walking around like some peasant. I’m royalty!” he declared after officially claiming his new title as Lord Disick.
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While Kourtney was pregnant with the couple’s second child, Penelope, during season 7, he attempted to reignite the spark in their relationship by staging a scene from the most romantic movie ever — The Notebook. He tried to turn himself into Ryan Gosling by going shirtless and doing some handiwork around the house. When Kourtney came home, he yelled, “Where have you been? I wrote you 98 times in a text message!”
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The Kardashians are known for their voluptuous curves, but when Kim announced she was over her big booty and wanted a flat butt, Disick was quick to shut that down. “What? You guys are famous for big butts! You guys lose your butts, we may lose our money,” he quipped during a 2014 episode of Kourtney and Khloé Take the Hamptons.
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While the fam was sitting around discussing their best memories of 2012, Kris chimed in, “I think my favorite day of last year was probably the day when Oprah [Winfrey] came over.”Disick replied: “Not the day when Penelope was born? You heartless wench.”
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Disick was always around to remind the Kardashians just how rich and famous they are. As Kim sifted through the mail, she got a nice surprise. “Oh look, someone sent us a free yoga membership,” she mentioned.
“Thank God. You wouldn’t have been able to afford it,” he deadpanned.
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During a memorable episode in season 1, Kourtney broke the news to her longtime love that she might be expecting a child. “I took a pregnancy test and it said I might be pregnant,” Kourt announced with Khloé by her side. Disick looked shocked and all he had to say was, “There’s a ‘might’ symbol?!”
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Who could forget when the reality star used to walk around with a cane? “$3,000 for a walking stick? Sounds reasonable,” he said during a shopping trip to pick out his new fall accessory in a 2011 episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York.
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Marriage can be hard work. “I think Kim and Kris got into a fight, I don’t really know,” Kourtney said as the pair discussed all the ongoing family drama in 2011. “It’s tough when you’re married that long … a week or two,” Disick said. Kim’s marriage to Humphries sadly only lasted about 10 weeks longer.
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No need to introduce yourself. “It’s Kris,” the grandmother of his children would say whenever she gave Disick a ring. “I know, I have caller ID,” he would regularly remind her.
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Kourtney came to him to discuss a serious situation — that someone had stolen some of her private pics. “Someone got ahold of the naked pictures I took when I was 17,” she solemnly told him. Disick, on the other hand, didn’t seem too concerned at all. “Was this before your boob job? Is that why you’re mad?” he joked of the photo hack in the season 1 finale.
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He’s totally on top of the unique names for babies trend in Hollywood. During Kim’s pregnancy in season 8, the group was discussing potential names for the baby-to-be. “We were thinking if we named her just North and no last name,” Kim said.
“Why not even give her a first name?” Disick suggested.
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When Kim adventurously tried out a bright red wig in season 7, Disick’s son Mason ran away from her in terror because he didn’t recognize his aunt. Disick joked, “She honestly looks like Chucky, and she is scaring my child."
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Disick agreed to find a hobby at the suggestion of the couple’s therapist and resolved to take karate classes during season 9. But when it came time to attend the lessons, Disick decided he’d rather skip and just fake some moves instead. “Ew, I think there is sweat on this chair,” he complained at the martial arts center. Eventually Kourtney offered to come along for one of his classes and she was totally not fooled by his lack of effort.
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After Kourtney and Disick split in summer of 2015, she was hooking up with a much younger man — Justin Bieber, as Us Weekly exclusively reported. While playing the game Cards Against Humanity in a season 12 episode, Kourtney drew the card “Why am I sticky?” and all the other players had to put down a card with a word or phrase that best answers the question. Disick offered up a card that said “Justin Bieber,” and the entire group erupted with laughter over his dig at her dalliance with the pop star.
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