Ha! Gwyneth Paltrow released Goop's annual holiday gift guide and it's pretty entertaining. Although Paltrow did include throwback toys like a $30 Furby, the Oscar winner also included insanely expensive — and unnecessary — items like a $4,739 gold juicer and we can't take it seriously.
"This year, we decided to shake things up a little bit, and organize our annual gift guide by category — after all, it's pretty easy to identify people by a love of entertaining, art, or, well, if you're like everyone at Goop, their deep and unabiding affection for jewelry," Paltrow shared with readers before sending them scrolling down into a fantasyland. "We tried to keep as much as possible at the $100 mark, though there are some splurges on here for your nearest and dearest. Plus, a girl can always dream," she added, likely in defense of the said juicer.
The most absurd items on the list — aside from the that juicer we just can't get over — include a $12,000 Diamond Thickie Esque vase, St. Louis Scully & Scully crystal glasses that cost $495 each (yes, $495 for one glass), a $1,500 Hermes Avalon blanket, $1,995 for a single (yes, single) Anita Ko safety pin earring, a $7,600 Cartier bracelet, and a Harry Winston diamond cluster ring that's so pricey she didn't even bother including the amount.
Paltrow may have even hinted at her own wish list, and included an Arthur Umanoff bar cart costing $1,495 with the note, "We have always wanted an Arhur Umanoff bar cart."
Like she said, a girl can always dream!
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