You do you, boo! Margot Robbie revealed her faux American Psycho–inspired beauty routine in a Vogue original short. Although the 25-year-old Australian beauty was joking, her technique is nearly believable. Australian Psycho, which spoofs the Bret Easton Ellis novel, shows the cover star of June’s Vogue magazine painstakingly preserving her clear skin, perfect blonde tresses and to-die-for body. You may think that you know the Tarzan star, but Robbie explains that it’s all an illusion. “There is an idea of Margot Robbie, some kind of extraction,” her voiceover explains as she gazes at herself in the mirror. “But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory.” Scroll down for Robbie’s most psycho faux picks, and view the video for yourself!
“In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll hold two spoons dipped in Lapsang Souchong over my eyes.” She also holds the utensils over her baby blues while she performs yoga (“even though I was born with a six-pack,” she added).
Deep Pore Cleanser Lotion and a Fossilized Blue-Green Algae Scrub … But No Shampoo
“I can’t remember the last time I washed my hair. It basically cleans itself now,” she bragged.
Small-Batch Placenta-Infused Facial Toner
Per Robbie, this is for “that third trimester glow without the cravings.”