Mean Girls Now Has a Candy Collection Inspired By Its Best Lines, Predictably Is So Fetch

Mean Girls
So fetch! Dylan's Candy Bar is launching a Mean Girls candy collection just in time for unofficial Mean Girls Day on October 3; see the capsule, which includes Burn Book cookies! Paramount/courtesy Everett Collection

Dylan's Candy Bar is never going in our burn book!

In honor of the upcoming annual Mean Girls day (October 3, because "he asked me what day it was"), the shop's luxury candy connoisseurs have put together a 15-piece collection of sweets and goodies honoring the film's most memorable lines.

Revel in the genius employed here: "You Go Glen Coco" hot cocoa. "Is butter a carb?" popcorn-flavored jelly beans. There's even an "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom" to-go wine cup.

Mean Girls - Dylan's Candy Bar

You can also scoop up "On Wednesdays, we eat pink candy" T-shirts, cookies decorated to look like Burn Books, and Regina's (Rachel McAdams) not-so-blessed Kalteen "nutrition bars" (which are now just made out of delicious crisp-filled peanut butter).

The collection ranges from $3.25 (for Mean, Meaner, and Meanest chocolate bars) to $32 (for the glorious wine cup). Pick up the whole collection online and in stores starting on Sept. 1, so you can truly live your best Mean Girls holiday season. 

Which of these will you be noshing on? Tweet with @UsWeekly using the hashtags #MeanGirls #stylebyUs

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