Stars Are Just Like... Jacko!

Yesterday, we eagle eyes at pointed out the creepy similarity between Paris Hilton and Michael Jackson's hands (and joked that neither should ever be allowed near children). Well, in our latest installment of "Stars Are Just Like Jacko!" we turn our attention to 31-year-old Eva Longoria, who appears to be inspired by Jacko's Hot Hollywood style. And we need not even mention that Longoria's Gabrielle character on Desperate Housewives has a thing for underage boys. But we just did anyway.

Talk to Us: Who looks better in hot pants: Eva or Jacko?