–After Ellen DeGeneres spooked Taylor Swift on a recent episode and caused the singer to fall to the floor in fear, PopEater has comprised the talk show host's "best scare moments." [Pop Eater]
–Somebody pull the dancing baby out of retirement! The cast of Ally McBeal — including mainstay Calista Flockhart and 30 Rock's Jane Krakowski — reunited on Monday's Good Morning America to tout the series DVD release. [Perez Hilton]
–The U.S. Army is issuing a formal apology to Ryan Seacrest after it was determined the stalker arrested at his E! News workplace in L.A. Friday was one of their own. Chidi Uzomah, who pled guilty in September to attacking Seacrest's security guard, is currently enlisted in the reserves as a member of the special forces unit. [Fox News]
–Where's Rob? New Moon's Taylor Lautner subbed for R-Patts as the flick's token hottie while promoting the film in Brazil Sunday with Kristen Stewart. [PopSugar]
–The first family opened the White House to 2,000 Washington, Maryland and Virginia elementary school trick-or-treaters and their families this weekend. "They’re adorable," President Obama said, "as is, by the way, my wife — a very nice-looking Cat Woman." [Just Jared]
