Brad disses Jen, Jesse slams Sandy, Madonna disses hydrangeas and more in the most unexpected quips of the year
Duh! What "winning" Sheen quote wasn't unforgettable in 2011? "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen," he said when asked if he was still using illegal substances. "It's not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. It's too much."
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