Brad disses Jen, Jesse slams Sandy, Madonna disses hydrangeas and more in the most unexpected quips of the year
Sara Leal's Post-Coital Chat With Ashton
After Leal, 22, had sex with Ashton Kutcher Sept. 24 (his sixth wedding anniversary with Demi Moore), she told Us about their unexpected talk: "I told him I was a Lutheran from Texas. [Kutcher] said 'Oh my gosh! Are you a Republican?' I was like, 'What, do you like Obama?' He said, 'Yeah,' and asked if I could name up-and-coming candidates. I said Rick Perry. He asked if I'd vote for him. I said I didn't know and he laughed. He laughed at pretty much everything I said."