Write a Fashion Police Caption for Shania Twain

Shania Twain as Grand Marshal for the Great Santa Run in downtown Las Vegas on Dec. 7. Credit: Denise Truscello/WireImage.com

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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of Shania Twain. If you want your joke to appear in a copy of Us Weekly, please leave your full name in your comment.