Write a Fashion Police Caption for Bridget Marquardt

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Think you have what it takes to be an Us Top Cop?

Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of former Girl Next Door Bridget Marquardt, who attended the WTB fashion show in Hollywood, Oct. 17.

Be sure to include your e-mail address before posting (it won't show up below), and a name you wouldn't mind seeing in the magazine.