Write a Fashion Police Caption for Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz arrives at LACMA Art + Film Gala on October 27, 2012 in Los Angeles, California. Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty

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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of actress Cameron Diaz. If you want your joke to appear in a copy of Us Weekly, please leave your full name in your comment.