Write a Fashion Police Caption for Demi Moore

Demi Moore at Terry Richardson's book signing for "Terrywood" in Miami Beach on December 7, 2012. Credit: David X Prutting/BFAnyc/Sipa USA

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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of actress Demi Moore. If you want your joke to appear in a copy of Us Weekly, please leave your full name in your comment.